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Pimpbot 5000
"Gots ta carry lots of cash to bail out the hoes." (37 kb)


"Got a 40 carat rock, and 40 hoes on every block." (119 kb)

"You turn this bitch loose sucker, or I'll cut you." (102 kb)

"Bring it on." (21 kb)

"What's the good word my brutha." (60 kb)

"The Pimpbot is feeling fine, and cherry wine." (55 kb)

"All the bitches think I'm pretty, bought my face at Circuit City." (135 kb)



Pimpbot 5000 Commercial
Pimpbot 5000 Commercial
Pimpbot 5000 Toy Commercial! (346 kb)




"You won't cut me fool, I'll cut you." (30 kb)

"Mess with any of my hoes and I'll cut you." (36 kb)

"It is within my program to detect the hoes, and I detect you, HO!" (146 kb)

"Here are the keys to my eldorado." (78 kb)

"My hardware is state of the art." (27 kb)

"You're a HO!" (33 kb)

"I am a PIMP!!" (70 kb)

(Conan)" Ladies and Gentlemen this fellow combines the classic stylings of a 1950's robot with the dynamic flair of a 1970's street pimp....that's right, boys and girls every where, your friend Pimpbot 5000!" (128 kb)

(Conan)"What favor did you ever do for me?"
(Pimpbot)"The favor roosta-head is that I don't slice a pound of cornbeef off yo pale irish ass!"(253 kb)




Pimpbot 5000
(Jerry)"Hey metal-head why you gotta go messin with my BITCH?!?!"
(Pimpbot)"You won't cut me fool, I'll cut you."




"Kathy Lee gunna look fine in a tube-top!" (26 kb)

"But it is what the people want, to see Kathy Lee as a ho!" (36 kb)

"Later, white-bread!" (20 kb)

"You turn that bitch loose sucka, or I'll cut you!" (102 kb)

"I now know that the Lord is the one true Mack Daddy!"(116 kb)

"You owe me money!"(60 kb)

"A must for children of all ages....let the kiddies dress in style." (156 kb)

"My main man!" (13 kb)

"You kiddin'? Its a pimpin' paradise out there." (47 kb)



Pimpbot 5000
"Mess with any of my hoes and I'll cut you. I likes the jewelry, I gots to impress da bitches, check out my stable of fine bitches..." (215 kb)




(Conan)"Just watch your ass there Pimpbot!"
(Pimpbot)"Whatch you say to me?" (45 kb)


"I gots a score to settle with you white bred." (33 kb)

"Got a brand new high-speed modem and a silver plated scrotum." (61 kb)

(Conan)"You must be rakin' in the cash?"
(Pimpbot)"Sho-nuff!" (34 kb)


"Don't be a square!" (25 kb)"

"Dig it! The Pimpbot is here, stylin' and profilin'" (146 kb)"



Pimpbot 5000

"I'm a Pimpbot, it is within my program to turn out the hoes." (50 kb)




"Suck-ER!"(10 kb)"

"Got a nose full of candy, and an ass made by Tandy." (53 kb)

"I gets regular tune ups from all my sluts, they polish my bolts and tighten my nuts." (81 kb)

"I will turn... you... out!" (57 kb)

"To all da bitches out there... I will turn... you... out!" (123 kb)

"... you know, same ol same, polishin' my Caddy, duckin' da police." (88 kb)

"Whats happenin?" (31 kb)

Pimpbot 5000
Courtesy of Late Night With Conan O'Brien

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